April 2009
22 posts
UK's greatest joke (allegedly)
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her,”The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Such Pretty Things...
Since this is the third entry into my Tumblr thing and I’ve not even introduced myself I think this is a good time as any to actually do that.
OK so, I’m not actually going to tell you in intricate detail who I am as there are always people that want to use that information to do bad things to good people. Instead I will use the shroud of internet anonymity to describer why I made...
“42”: Hitchhiker’s Guide Foreshadows Actual Weight of Universe! -A...”
– I’ll be damned! Douglas Adams nailed it! The mystical number in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, 42, is a key number in predicting the actual weight of the Universe.